Miss Bea was in her 80`s and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and ... read more »
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Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways. Jesus say... read more »
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Santa walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to Santa that they don`t sell... read more »
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in f... read more »
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Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Santa: I was being chased by a vampir... read more »
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A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, "This is my Car, and that my door, hitch brrrr ... read more »
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing read more »
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A blonde and her boyfriend were setting at home one night and became bored. "Hey, let's play a game" she said."What game?" was his bored reply."Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me.""What i read more »
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A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on the crea... read more »
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About 40% of boys develop a small lump under one or both nipples during puberty. This condition (called gynecomastia) usually disappears by itself in about a year. read more »
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too ... read more »
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Tommy enters the confessional box and says. . . "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."The priest asks, "Is that you, l... read more »
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Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, Sir ?" said the librarian looking up at him."I borrowed a book ... read more »
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Police officers Joe and Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this m... read more »
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Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?` Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.` Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happene... read more »
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As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder. read more »
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Q: What's the quietest place in the world?A: The complaint department at the parachute packing plant. read more »
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseli... read more »
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Sunny is almost 35 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Sunny just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, a... read more »
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According to research, the life of a smoker decreases by 5 minutes everytime he burns a cigarette. And every fuck increases man's life by 8 minutes. That implies that fucking smokers live forever read more »
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